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Monday 8 December 2014

HARRY POTTER CONTINUES; Harry Potter Lives On And So Must His Education


JK Rowling has announced that in the days leading up until Christmas, she'll be releasing twelve brand new Harry Potter stories. But as we all know, no amount of magic can bring back the hat-sorting days of yesteryear
when Malfoy styled his hair like Gordon Gekko in Wall Street. Being that Harry, Ron, and Hermione graduated from Hogwarts so many years ago, the continuation of these stories actually finds them in continuing
education, at a very special school called Hogwarts Tech...where most of the teachers look like Hagrid but with intense body odor.
Here are just a few of the exciting courses that Harry and his friends will be taking:

The Wizardry of Automotive Repair

The Dark Arts and Administrative Assistant Training

Tourism and The Average Muggle

The Horcrux And Hotel Management (online only)

Computer Science And Spells

Bookkeeping And Accounting, And The Phoenix

Welding and The Elder Wand

Reality TV Production (for Death-Eaters only)

Principles of Quidditch Economics

Chicano Studies.

So basically they have to improve their GPAs before
Snape is diagnosed with dementia.

Source- eprotoeu

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